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丰田车失控了怎么办?(原创)

发信人: Beida101 (北大学子), 信区: Joke
标  题: 丰田车失控了怎么办?(原创)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Jan 27 17:09:26 2010, 美东)

In light of the recent development of unexpected acceleration problem to
selected Toyota cars, the following simple and efficient emergency remedy
was proposed:

When the uncontrollable acceleration happens, the driver should
1) Call MITBBS to report the vin # (so that other drivers would be
forewarned);
2) Confess why bought the Toyota car in the first place (so that Toyota
haters would have more fire power);
3) Promise to never buy a Toyota again (this is optional if the driver
does not survive);
4) Pick a hammer from your tool box;
5) Release the safety seat belt (it's useless in this situation anyway);
6) Climb out of the car and crawl to the back where the fuel tank can be
reached;
7) Hit hard on the fuel tank to make a crack (legend has it that Toyota cars
are made of plastic and would crack upon impact);
8) Let the gasoline drain out;
9) Climb back to the driver's seat;
10) Safely stop the car at a nearby Starbucks;
11) If you come this far and survived, call ABC, NBC, CBS, PBS, BBC, CNN,
FOX, CHICKEN, etc., and make a name for yourself.
12) During the interview, please mention MITBBS as the source of valuable, free,
and life-saving information.

God bless you! And God bless Toyota!

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※ 修改:·Beida101 於 Jan 27 17:34:37 2010 修改本文·[FROM: 72.130.]
※ 来源:·WWW 未名空间站 海外: mitbbs.com 中国: mitbbs.cn·[FROM: 72.130.]

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