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Re: 问个很严肃的问题
[版面:四海为家][首篇作者:caozitou] , 2005年07月29日14:17:01 ,869次阅读,0次回复
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发信人: caozitou (caozitou), 信区: Travel
标  题: Re: 问个很严肃的问题
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Jul 29 14:17:01 2005)

【 在 inow (例如:小甜甜、牛夫人) 的大作中提到: 】
: camping的时候可以XX么
: 违法么

FWD: ?Getting Wild In The Wild
http://www.outdoorplaces.com/Features/Backcountry/shagging/
Camping can be a special time for a couple. Whether it is a first weekend away
or a well-
deserved break from the kids, camping can be a time for couples to discover
each other,
unwind, relax, and in the words of Austin Powers, "shag." Although there isn't
a specific
protocol for getting wild in the wild, we offer you ten tips to help prevent
annoying
nearby campers, or getting caught in a compromising position.

Keep it quiet. Sure it may seem outright primeval to just let it all hang out
but your cries
of passion can be downright annoying to those around you. Whether you have to
bite down
on something or hold a sweatshirt over your face try to keep the noise down to
a
minimum. This is especially true along water where sound can travel for great
distances.

Bodily fluids are tough on sleeping bags. Sweat and body oils work on breaking
down the
materials of your sleeping bag. If you have plans to answer the call of the
wild when on
your camping trip consider bringing a blanket to absorb the brunt of your
activity.

Be careful in bear country. There is a lot of debate on whether doing it in
the wild
attracts bears. There have been several documented cases of couples being
attacked
during or just after the act. What isn't know is whether the attack was
brought on by the
odors and/or noise of the activity, or due to inattention to the fact that a
bear is in the
campsite. If you are in serious bear country, consider saving the urge for
another time.

Watch out for the RV rock. If you are in an RV or trailer, be careful that the
old, "if the
trailers rocking, don't come knocking, " clich? doesn't apply. Consider doing
your thing on
the floor, closer to the natural center of gravity to keep the dishes from
rattling and the
springs squeaking.

Pack it in, pack it out. Most everyone loves getting on, but few of us like
dealing with the
mess afterwards. Used contraceptives covered in bodily fluids are animal
magnets. You
should never burn or bury these materials. Store them in a double sealed
plastic bag with
the rest of your trash and pack it out for proper disposal. You shouldn't keep
used or soil
materials in your tent with you either.

Keep things private. Sometimes the urge can come at the most inopportune time
and one
thing can lead to another. Make sure that some passionate kissing doesn't turn
into an
outdoor spectacle of afternoon delight, especially in a frontcountry
campground where
kids could be passing through.

Don't recreate scenes from Here to Eternity or The Temp. Consummating your
love in the
water can be a very exhilarating experience but can cause serious medical
issues
afterwards. A number of water borne diseases can be introduced in compromising
areas,
as well as a variety of parasites. Natural hot springs are also incubators for
a variety of
bacteria.

When you roll in the hay, choose the spot wisely. If the urge hits you while
out in the
woods and you find yourself knocking boots on the ground all natural, choose
your real
estate wisely. Stinging nettles and even worse, poison ivy, oak and sumac are
very
unforgiving of being trampled. We actually know of a couple that will remain
nameless
that ended up in the emergency room after an impromptu frolic.

Never assume you are alone. Anyone who has years of hiking and camping under
their belt
will tell you this one. Sooner or later your luck is going to run out and not
everyone who
spots you in the act is going to make a big deal about it. Of course if the
whole
voyeuristic thing adds to your excitement, then assume you're being watched
and carry
on. All but one editor on our staff has been caught in the act or stumbled
across a couple
doing their thing.

If you did bring the kids, forget it. Even if they are in a separate tent on
the other side of
the campground, children have built in sibling preventative radar. They seem
to know just
the right times to become ill, need to go to the bathroom, or become afraid of
some
strange noise they just heard, possibly because you didn't follow advice item
number one.

We certainly aren't recommending not answering the call of the wild during a
camping
trip. If every animal in the woods kept it to a hotel room there wouldn't be
any place for a
human to stay. Just keep in mind that all sorts of people are sharing the wood
with you.
You don't want your time alone to become a traumatic experience for a passing
child or
wind up as a submission for the TV show, Caught On Tape. Just use some common
sense
and you will have a, "shagadelic," good time without any interruptions.

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