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[同主题阅读] [版面: 肚皮舞运动] [作者:euphy] , 2004年08月19日23:28:40
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发信人: euphy (四月), 信区: Joke
标  题: Damned if I know
发信站: Unknown Space - 未名空间 (Thu Aug 19 23:28:40 2004) WWW-POST

A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something
exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to
present what they'd found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the
class made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the
teacher asked him just what it was.
"It's a period,'' said the little boy.

"Well, I can see that,'' she said, ''but what is so exciting about a period?''


''Damned if I know,'' said the little boy, ''but this morning my sister was
missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door
shot himself."


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